hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you
here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]
(via captain-coat)
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
FRIENDSHIP
A SHIP, BUT FOR FRIENDS
why aren’t you all reblogging this, it’s a scientific breakthrough
(via captain-coat)
All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
why are men so embarrassed to buy tampons
like
that cashier KNOWS THAT THOSE AREN’T FOR YOU
whereas if i buy tampons for myself
that poor cashier has to sit there wondering FOR THE REST OF THE DAY if while they were talking to me i was bleeding out of my vagina
i dont think you understand how traumatizing that can be for some poor 16 year old boy behind the register with facial acne
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
(via stuckinsidethesnogbox)
i played the misty mountains song on my viola
THIS IS GLORIOUS EARGASM
I JUST PEED MYSELF
MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING
My dog didn’t care but I allmost tossed the laptop on the floor laughing
omfg wHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO
reasons why john green is my favorite
preach.
I never noticed that his glasses fly off in the second gif.